foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok

megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

  • me: do ur homework
  • me: no

goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit

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