pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

  • me: do ur homework
  • me: no

goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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icy-brunette:

kaliforhnia:

Why is it the person that makes me the happiest also makes me the saddest?

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce)

teencry:

*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*

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