why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
i was funny once but it was an accident
- me: do ur homework
- me: no
can someone just delete weheartit
i am the human version of the first piece of bread
single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn
"can i ask you something?"
"you just did"
Why is it the person that makes me the happiest also makes me the saddest?
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*